Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
The fucking cat!
Digga D?
Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.
I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
Agreed (DYM 127).
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
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How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
What is a chode?
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
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