Worst Jokes Ever
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
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You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
afnshjrkf.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺