Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Mom!
Googoogaga.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
Yes yes yes here it is!
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
My kid had an accident.
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What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Games
Hi, how are you doing?
Oh, he needs some milk!
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.