Worst Jokes Ever
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Clit
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.
I'm glad.
I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.