Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like you're having a rough day, tell me about it?"
The man then stood up and became Mario!
Why do people say "cheese" when they are taking a photo?
Because they were using the computer and thought about it.
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!
Bully: Yes, that must be cute!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Do you want???
Bully: πππ... sexy ass!
Bully ππ»π
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I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot π€ π€ π€ π€ π€
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
So, I walked into the kitchen and saw my mom had made cookies. I stole one, not noticing my mom was behind me.
So my mom said, "Put the cookie back, kid!" and I said I wasn't gonna eat it. Then she said, "Never mind, I'll get your father." So my mom said, "Honey, deal with your son; I'm going to the mall!" And my dad said, "Son, if you're not allowed to have a cookie before dinner!"
So he went into his room, and I heard the belt, and I was going to run, but I knew it would be worse. So he said, "This will be your punishment." As he was getting ready to hit me, I said, "Daddy, no, please, I wasn't gonna eat it!" But he said, "No, you won't change my mind, little boy!" Then he hit me. Thank you for reading! Stay healthy and stay safe in this time. Bye!!! Read more of my jokes; they'll probably be around the website!!
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
P or N?
"Let's go Brandon!"
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!
lollllo.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.