Worst Jokes Ever
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Nerverack.
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?
All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(
Who's Joe?
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.
Snapchat- any.bry05
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Anybody wanna chat? I’m bored.
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.