Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Trump's brain cross the road?

Oh wait, there is no other side.

Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.

Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.

Sans: Kid, I will kill you.

Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!

What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

Let’s stick together!

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...

I don’t love being bored.

Borders are fat.

You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!

What is a tree that does not exist?

A money tree.

"Ur Mater."

I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

What do you call a bruised banana?

A school bus full of his kids.

Me: I call my girl Cinderella.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because she loves balls.

Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?

For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.

My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.

"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."

What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?

An orphan.