Worst Jokes Ever
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
My life :(
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Orphans can't find the home page.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."