Worst Jokes Ever
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
I pregnoot.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.