Worst Jokes Ever
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Love you.
Why are you gay?
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Sumona.