Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
Really Karen?
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?