Worst Jokes Ever
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.
Snapchat- any.bry05
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?
All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(
Who's Joe?
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
Oral
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.