Worst Jokes Ever
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
I'm back, bitches!
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Giggity!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Hjja rehamms jjjwma name.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"