Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
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Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
69, 420, 21.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
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Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
Americans are fat.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
All of them suck.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.