Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Vagina?
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Hi, this is a good prank I did.
So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)
Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
I don’t love being bored.
Borders are fat.
Let’s stick together!
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
"Ur Mater."
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].