Worst Jokes Ever
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D
If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Orphan joke protest idea.
Stupid cow.
Hi huuuuuy.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
The butt quack one.
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.