Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Hjja rehamms jjjwma name.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.