Worst Jokes Ever
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Screw you, ableists!
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What games do bats like to play at recess?
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What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
Hi, I did not get your walk.
Have a great year!
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Heyyyyyy!
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What is a boyfriend?
What time is it when you get home?
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?