Worst Jokes Ever
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
I love going to sleep at night.
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
How did the orphan survive birth?
U
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.