Worst Jokes Ever
Technoblade
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.