Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
rat gaagah?
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
True story.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Aren't I beary good?
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!