Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Why did the cow cross the road?

To go to the Mooovies.

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Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.

Boys are like minis.

Girls are like big pots.

Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.

I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."

Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"

If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

What did the fork say to the spoon?

Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

What do you call a gay emo kid?

Fruit Ninja.

A girl has small balls.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

Kendon is a loser!