Worst Jokes Ever
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
I love pussy.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
When the card declines on child insurance.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!