Worst Jokes Ever
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
When the card declines on child insurance.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Suicide is population control, republished.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).