Worst Jokes Ever
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
Anybody wanna chat? I’m bored.
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
with (DYM 130).
I killed myself, then woke up.
Giggity!
"Gwen, are you still there?"
Nerverack.
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?
All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.