Worst Jokes Ever

What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?

The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.

Why did the cops come over?

Because parents had kids in their basement.

What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.

What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?

Durrrrrrrr.

What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?

I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.

She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."

The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

A man walks into a library.

Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"

Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"

Suicidal Man: ...

Librarian: ...

The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you're a poo.

My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.

Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"

Asian conversation:

Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?

Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?

Person 1: I've bing chilling.

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?

A. They're both really short.

I pregnoot.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?

I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.