Worst Jokes Ever
Spppppp.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Aren't I beary good?
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
rat gaagah?
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
True story.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!