Worst Jokes Ever
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Get pranked, bozo!
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
We're no strangers to Aaron. You know the rules and so do I (do I). A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling. Don't tell me you're too blind to see. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Say "I cup" but in words.
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
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