Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
Koalas are awesome!
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
You're a joke!
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!