Worst Jokes Ever
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Agreed (DYM 127).
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Baka!
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Hjja rehamms jjjwma name.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
I'm Priya.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.