Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!
69, 420, 21.
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
Americans are fat.
All of them suck.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.