Worst Jokes Ever

Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?

It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.

What is a monkey with a head?

Why don't orphans call...

Because they can't call home.

Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.

Thanks for learning and getting advice.

Also, don't be such a horny one!

Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?

Why was the fanny flat?

So it can flop about.

Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!

I see you.

Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.

Orphan or like or-pan?

What does NASA stand for?

Nose and smelly astronauts.

I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.

Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.

Wash your hands.

Friend, your mum's fat.

Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.

What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?

Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?

'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!

Mother: We need to talk about sex...

Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.

Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.

What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri