Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"