Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Draw deez nuts.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...