Worst Jokes Ever
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D
If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Orphan joke protest idea.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.