Worst Jokes Ever
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
"This vacuum sucks!"
Vacuum: "Yes, I do."
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
Yo Nan.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
There is no god. None, not one.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
9/11, am I right?
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!