Worst Jokes Ever
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Orphans can't find the home page.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Vagina?
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Hi, this is a good prank I did.
So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)
Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
I don’t love being bored.
Borders are fat.
Let’s stick together!