Worst Jokes Ever
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
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Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
Kentucky yacht services (kys.com)
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Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
What is your car's name?
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.