Worst Jokes Ever
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.