Worst Jokes Ever
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D
If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃
Stupid cow.
Hi huuuuuy.
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.