Worst Jokes Ever
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.