Worst Jokes Ever
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
Herrit?
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
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Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.