Worst Jokes Ever
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
All hail President Trump!
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
Penis and balls.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Imagine.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.