Worst Jokes Ever
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
You're a joke!
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)