Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Can you dislike this!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh, don't worry, mine too!
Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.
One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.
So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
What starts with M, ends with arriage, and is every guy's favorite thing? Miscarriage.
That one never gets old, just like the baby.
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
Sub to Hi, I'm Chiranjay!
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and Hell must be crowded?
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.