Worst Jokes Ever
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
I love you too.
What is a car that runs and can't?
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Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
Herrit?
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.