Worst Jokes Ever
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died.
Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry.
The person I hate: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Well, I have a mom and dad.
The person I hate: Rood.
Me: Shut up.
Like if you're gay.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
My name is Myria, my right nut.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Sissy Baka
Bitch
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At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
Clit