Worst Jokes Ever
Balls in your jaws.
Fat moms.
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
Guys to wind the clock up?
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
My name is Big Dick.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
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I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
Hot man is sexy.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.