Worst Jokes Ever
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Aren't I badly good?
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"