Worst Jokes Ever

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?

Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Oliver.

Oliver who?

Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?

How do you save your wife from drowning?

Take your foot off her neck.

What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?

Angel food cake! 🎂🥳

What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.

Rape victim: I want to die.

Man: Hang in there.

Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.

What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?

"Face the wall!"

What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?

The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.

What's long and black, the line to KFC.

Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.

If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.

Koalas are awesome!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.

Doctor Seuss break up lines:

"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

Life is like a game of chess.

I don’t know how to play chess.