Worst Jokes Ever
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
Johnathon
I love you, my new phone! 📲
I hate straight people.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What is your name?
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.