Worst Jokes Ever

Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!

Why was the number 10 afraid?

Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.

The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?

Hot Wheels.

I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.

Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!

You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.

What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?

A UFO.

Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.

Drama queens be like: =- (

Vaseline

Gaming, uh?

What is an orphan's least favorite show?

"Fuller House."

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?

Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."

SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

Candice everyone: Candice?

Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.

Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?

Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.

Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.