Worst Jokes Ever
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
Your hairline!
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What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?