Worst Jokes Ever
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
"Lune, it’s me."
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)