Worst Jokes Ever
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Hey Aria.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
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What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"