Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
What do you call a?
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Meme.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
The (DYM 137).
Minivan (DYM 138).
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
I have a match!
My ass, your face.