Worst Jokes Ever
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
If you can't afford a blow up doll, just go down to your local AISH office.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Q: What did the AISH worker say after her throat was slashed?
A: Ckkkkkk
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.