Worst Jokes Ever

Why are midgets short?

'Cause they are!

What is white and comes out after you have sex?

Cum!

Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!

Your mommy.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.

Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.

Kid: Your mom!

Orphan: I don't have a mom.

Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?

Because they are hiding stitches.

Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!

To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!

You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.

Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?

This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.

When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.

Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?

Because that's the average class size in America.