Worst Jokes Ever

I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.

My hair is blue, and I'm blue!

Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?

What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?

Family photo.

Doin' (DYM 63)?

Yes (DYM 66).

Yours!

Your mom.

Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

I have a match!

My ass, your face.

Love.

My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.

Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.

Doin (DYM 50)?

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

Read the comments.

You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?

Because they never take a chill pill.