Worst Jokes Ever
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
minutes (DYM 124)
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
"Giggity."
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
Spell "I hod."
Uranus is cold.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.