Worst Jokes Ever
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
When the drip is sus.
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
My life is a joke.
I think that church is boring.
How do you get away with rape?
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(
Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).
Sincerely, watersharky.