Worst Jokes Ever
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Ramsey Bevan
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Bababooey.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
and (DYM 116)
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
at (DYM 120).
Her (DYM 121).