Worst Jokes Ever
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
What do you call a?
Meme.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
Thomas Montgomery would eat his fillet of fish in bed every night. He had fillet of fish bedding and everything. His roommates always asked him, "Why are you eating your fillet of fish in bed?" He wouldn't reply.
His family took him to the best psychologist in the field. Thomas continued emptying his bank account on fillet of fish to eat in bed. His friend said one day, took a picture of Thomas and told him to say cheese. They laughed and went there separate ways. Then in bed that night, Thomas kept on thinking to himself, "I never said cheese before someone snapped my picture." He repeated it again. The next day he thanked his friend, "Fillet in him feel better."
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.