Worst Jokes Ever
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What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Can someone be my daddy?
Jamal
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?