Worst Jokes Ever

What is a car that runs and can't?

How do you get ten babies in a bucket?

With a blender.

What is a kid who loves school?

A smart kid.

I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.

I love you too.

I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

What is a playground that is old?

A rotten playground.

Your mom stinks.

That is my joke.

You mom doesn’t really stink.

I know I am stupid. 🤕

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"

I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.

What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?

jkjkjhk

Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"

"I like planes."

- Plane Guy

Why is Santa make-believe?

Because he is fake!

"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"

Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

What did the mongol say to his dog?

Down syndrome!