Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.