Worst Jokes Ever
I support men.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Landing Greasy Grove.
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Dinkleberg!
Krusty nut
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.