Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!

Kroll es heterosexual.

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.

Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.

What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.

A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"

My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.

A school bus full of children.

Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"

Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.

She's (DYM 149).

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.