Worst Jokes Ever
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!đ
I like moldy food.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didnât, they're dead.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
I donât know any...
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Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they canât stand up for themselves.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only had a croc pot.
Pop-up. P
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.