Worst Jokes Ever
Fart a lot.
Ha, gay!
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."