Worst Jokes Ever
Boi.
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
What is your name?
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
I hate straight people.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Do you love God?
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.