Worst Jokes Ever
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Who left him hanging?
Jacob Colletto
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...