Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Fart a lot.
Ha, gay!
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.