Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call your kids?

Kasper is gay.

They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️

What is an orange?

World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.

Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.

Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

Because he had no BODY to go with!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

'Cause he was on crack.

Job sucks. XD

How are the faster readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.

Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?

He was shite.

You're tiny!

You can't give an orphan homework.

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.

Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!

Farmer #2: EGGcellent!

Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?

I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.