Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Being mean.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
Banana bread is cute.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Your mom is a joke.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?