Worst Jokes Ever
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
Her (DYM 88).
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Google is butt.
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
minutes (DYM 124)
Gwen can talk, please?
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
"Giggity."
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
You're gay.
What do you call ball drama?