Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom.
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
I love Communism.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Ajay's leg.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
"Never gonna give you up."
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.