Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom gay.
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
Johnathon
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Redmi
Spinach
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
*insert a joke here*
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
Wahoo!