Worst Jokes Ever
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
Hanuman is a monkey.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
Look in the mirror.
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Kobi shops at Aldi.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.