Worst Jokes Ever
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
Spell "I hod."
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
Worst joke.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
"Princess, you there? :("