Worst Jokes Ever
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Hi, son.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
Man, that's funny!
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?