Worst Jokes Ever
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
What is "moo becanira?"
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.