Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.