Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Your hairline is dancing umlando.