Worst Jokes Ever
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Ichigo solos.
Goku solos.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.