Worst Jokes Ever

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

your (DYM 59)

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!

BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.

What is "moo becanira?"

Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!

What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?

Seed?

Seedeeznuts!

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?

Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.

Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.

Your mom.

"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."

I love Communism.

I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.

L

Ajay's leg.

Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?

Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.

The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.

I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.

"CoComelon meme,

No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...

Nobody loves me .v."

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!