Worst Jokes Ever
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.
Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
How many feet are in feet?
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
Mvccfffghhhhggv.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What is the difference between the human rights?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What is the difference between a tree?