Worst Jokes Ever
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Who left him hanging?
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
Hi, hello, hello, hello.
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.