Worst Jokes Ever

Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.

What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?

Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

Cool little titbit.

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno

"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno

Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)

To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."

For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.

Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?

Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.

"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"

"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"

Why did the parachute refuse to open?

Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.

Do you love God?

Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!