Worst Jokes Ever
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
When the drip is sus.
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
How do you get away with rape?
Orphan jokes? They protest.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
I'M SHORTTT!
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
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Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).
Sincerely, watersharky.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.