Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
I support men.