Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
Hi, hello, hello, hello.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?