Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
I heard Danielle Smith likes trains.
So I told her to go stand in front of one.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.