Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Hi, son.
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.