Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.