Worst Jokes Ever
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Yes (DYM 66).
Yours!
Your mom.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
"freshfry talk to me!"
Out (DYM 75)
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........