Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.