Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Your mom.
Your dad!