Worst Jokes Ever

Me: Spell "I cup."

My Friend: I see you pee.

Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!

My Friend: Oh hehe O-O

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.

I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...

Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?

He couldn't find the home button.

What do you call chill legumes?

Hippeas.

Ball stretcher.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they get love.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"

When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?

Just barely hugging you! Lol.

Sad life goes, joke mom.

Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!

Your nan's gay.

Hi meccool.

What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?

The magician has a cunning array of stunts!

What did the orphan say to his mom?

Where are you?

Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.

Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*

Dad: Babe, we need to talk.

Mom: Okay......

Dad: He's grounded.

Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.

Son: Am I getting a new daddy?

Mom: Soon honey, soon....

Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.