Worst Jokes Ever
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
Brazil is a joke.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
What did the plate say to the other plate?
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
Someday you'll go far.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.