Worst Jokes Ever

An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”

The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”

What do you call a flying Aboriginal?

Boong 747.

Bleach solves so many problems:

Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.

Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.

How did Princess Diana die?

Giving the glove box head.

What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.

What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.

Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they have already lost 2 towers.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?

Neither has she.

What happened to the police that crossed the road?

They solved a murder involving the nut case.

Gwen pegs Xavier.

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.

I ate all of your mommy's orphans.

What do you call a fat Mexican rat?

Rasmus.

Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?

Because they cannot find home.

My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.