Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.