Worst Jokes Ever
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Deez nuts eat nuts.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Skeppy is the joke.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.