Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
POV: you
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?