Worst Jokes Ever
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.