Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
POV: you
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"