Worst Jokes Ever
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
What is an owl that wears armor?
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Beach whales.
I love playing games.
Awesome, amazing game!