Worst Jokes Ever
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
Pictures of the people commenting.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Hi, how are you doing today?
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
Hi! 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time at home. 🏡
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
Two urchins, L. H. A. B.
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.