Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"