Worst Jokes Ever

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Why do orphans like Darth Vader?

So he can say, "I'm your father!"

Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?

Because they don't have home buttons.

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.

Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.

Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can never get a home run. 😭

Follow me.

I heard a noise, so I'm dead.

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?

Fruits get picked.

Are you free tomorrow?

No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸

Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait.