Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
"Hey babe!"
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
Evan
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."