Worst Jokes Ever
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.