Worst Jokes Ever
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!