Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
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People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
I always press the stop button to see you.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for
Fun!
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
I love my new phone.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.