Worst Jokes Ever
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.