Worst Jokes Ever
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
What time eeeeeee?
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!