Worst Jokes Ever
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"
The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55."
The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!"
The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."
At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible."
The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!