Worst Jokes Ever
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Walls.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
The Moodle Page
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
He got a paper cut and bled out.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Wow, no SP jokes?
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.