Worst Jokes Ever
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
Perrie.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
I'm offended.
- Liberals
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
About a dog.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.