Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Fun!
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
I love my new phone.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Your family in a nutshell.
omg hot.
Stephanie
Be nice.
I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
Bruh.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
There is no joke.