Worst Jokes Ever

Emos love jumping for joy.

I forgot the joke I wanted to say.

Chat, is this real?

I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.

Why can lesbians not drive cars?

They always strap the wrong thing on.

The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"

Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!

Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.

If you read this, you qualify as gay.

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

How did Hitler get killed?

With a "NEIN" millimeter.

Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?

Because they wanted something plain.

You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.

Why do cops never put orphans in jail?

Because they aren't wanted.

An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.

The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!

Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.