Worst Jokes Ever
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Emos love jumping for joy.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.