Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
- I work with animals.
- Great! What job?
- A butcher.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.