Worst Jokes Ever
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.