Worst Jokes Ever
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigarettes at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)
You.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Dick sucking.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.