Worst Jokes Ever
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How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
You.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.