Worst Jokes Ever
Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
You're so ugly!
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.