Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Gigachad.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Talk to me if you're online.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"