Worst Jokes Ever
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
There hasnât been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both donât work.
About a month ago, I was at my best friendâs funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "Thatâs my mom, dude."
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesnât she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, âI shaved down there; you know what that means.â
The husband responds, âYeah, the drain is clogged.â
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesnât know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I canât deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Whatâs a Germanâs favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.