Worst Jokes Ever
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
I scored.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Deez nuts eat nuts.