Worst Jokes Ever
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!