Worst Jokes Ever
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You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
He got a paper cut and bled out.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Wow, no SP jokes?
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".