Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Dick sucking.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.