Worst Jokes Ever
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
What goes up but doesn't come down?
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
This morning, I was having a conversation with my ex-boyfriend about reincarnation. I said to him, "If you could come back in the next life as anything, what would you come back as?" He thought about it for a minute and says, "A tree. That way, everybody can look at me and admire me."
Then he says the same thing to me. I started thinking about it when these two sexy, half-naked studs walked by. One was a jock, the other on his bicycle. I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat, but knowing my luck, I'll come back as a tampon.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.