Worst Jokes Ever
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
You're adopted.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
If you're a girl, please comment.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?