Worst Jokes Ever
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
There was a guy called John.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
No one is smart. I am smart.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?