Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?