Worst Jokes Ever
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
Pictures of the people commenting.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.