Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Suck on deez balls!
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
- I work with animals.
- Great! What job?
- A butcher.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.