Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.