Worst Jokes Ever

If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.

"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?

Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.

Name something an orphan can't do?

Go cry to their mommy.

Yesterday I was in a wind storm.

Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.

How do Taliban parents feed their babies?

"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"

The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

What do you call a straight orphan?

A no homeo.

Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.

Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.

Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.

I want to di... dive! Yeah!

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"

"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."

"I meant the ice cream, bro..."

What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?

In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"

In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"

I wish I was dead like my jokes.

What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?

... plane.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.