Worst Jokes Ever
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
None of these jokes are funny.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.