Worst Jokes Ever
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Your mom.
Your dad!
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.