Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rangers are a joke.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.