Worst Jokes Ever
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.