Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.