Worst Jokes Ever
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
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Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.
My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
Daughter: So, I got my period.
Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!
Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?
Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.
Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)
Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)