Worst Jokes Ever
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!