Worst Jokes Ever

A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.

So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.

I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!

Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!

Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?

Orphan: I don't have a family.

The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.

Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?

Because he's their father.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "Daddy~"

"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"

The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."

A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.

Yesterday I was in a wind storm.

Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.

If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.

"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?

Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.

Name something an orphan can't do?

Go cry to their mommy.

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.