Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.