Worst Jokes Ever
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's life if you don't have one...
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.