Orphan calendar jokes

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

Day

Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.

Orphan

Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?

There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

Orphan

Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?

They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

Orphan

Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?

Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.

Orphan

Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.