Orphan calendar jokes

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  • Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.

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  • Orphan

  • Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?

    There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

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  • Orphan

  • Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.

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  • Orphan

  • Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?

    Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.

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  • Orphan

  • Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.

    Orphan

  • If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

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  • Orphan

  • Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.

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