Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.