Worst Jokes Ever
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.