Worst Jokes Ever
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
Big penis.
Kenny is a comfort snacker.
Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.