Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!