Worst Jokes Ever

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)

My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby

And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)

I wish we were all aborted. <3

My dad went to go get milk.

Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.

America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).

Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.

What did the feather say to his wife?

You light my day.

I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.

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I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!

Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bum.

Bum who?

Bum holding a pistol!

Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!

Kaas.

Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.

Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.

oOO laLA!

Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!

Where do short people disappear on the first of December?

Santa's Workshop.

You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!