Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
While writing my suicide note, I got a paper cut... it’s a start.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.