Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Like if you are a simp.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
You look as fat as a pig.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.