Worst Jokes Ever
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.