Worst Jokes Ever
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.