Worst Jokes Ever

The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

For all the Harry Potter fans:

A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.

If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.

(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)

What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!

If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.

What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.

People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?

If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.

What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?

Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂

As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.

Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Why was the asian late to class?

His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.

I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.

Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.

How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.

I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.

What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?

Technoblade!

Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.