Worst Jokes Ever
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.