Worst Jokes Ever
Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
You're homeless, you orphan!
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
"Knife to meet ya."
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"