Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Sometimes I wish my gf was here, that way we could have some fun in my bed. Then I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
My girlfriend's a porn star.
She'd kill me if she found out.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
My life is the joke.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.