Worst Jokes Ever
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.