Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.