Worst Jokes Ever
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
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I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.