Worst Jokes Ever
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"