Worst Jokes Ever

My friend Harry.

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

Hey Qwen, it's me.

You should always be happy about family and love.

A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"

Have a great day today!

I miss playing baseball.

How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.

What kind of star will come out in the daytime?

A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂

Why does a cow love music?

Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.

Harry Potter

Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

Jumanji

Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

I had the BEST day EVER.

1: I woke up.

2: I met someone I'm sad about.

3: I had fun and got them back again online.

But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD

My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.

Iron Man: Where are you from?

Thor: Asgard.

Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?

What do pedophiles do when they wake up?

Turn on the child safety lock on the car.

Why did the rapper start gardening?

He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.

What do you call a midget stripper?

A pocket pussy.

What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?

G major.