Worst Jokes Ever
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
These are all racist. 😂
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
It's not rape if you both like it.