You were born out of your dad.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
I want to be a pilot.
I (DYM 117)
Ratio.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
You're gay, stop reading.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
Hey guys, it's an alien!
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."