Worst Jokes Ever

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Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.

If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.

What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

What time is it when you have a toothache?

2:30 (Tooth hurty).

Make America Great Britain again!

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!

Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?

To get the ice cream for the grandma.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.

The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.