Worst Jokes Ever
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
what do you call a downie superhero? chromo-doner
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
What goes in and takes a while to come out?