Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Worst Jokes Ever
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.