Worst Jokes Ever
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Kiwi loves men.
Kiwi loves Brad.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Nope, nope, and nope.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Sup guys, how are you?
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Guess!!!!?
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
I don't trust trees...they look shady.