Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What can you catch, but not throw?
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.