Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
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I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.