Worst Jokes Ever

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

My ass itches.

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere.

Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?

Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?

His hide-and-seek skills.

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

Hairline got repossessed.

What’s worse than a girl getting a period?

A boy getting a period.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.