Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.
Unfortunately, he couldn't come.
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
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