Worst Jokes Ever

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.

So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.

So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”

Gay people would suck at war.

What is wrong with orphans' phones?

They'll never have a home screen.

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It is not funny about kidnapping.

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One actually gets picked.

What's tree + tree?

Sticks! (Three + three = six)

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!

I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.

Then I got fired from the orphanage.

What do orphans and deaf people have in common?

They can't hear their parents.

What do you call a group of emos?

The Suasied Squid.

Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?

Diabetes.

What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?

The subway guy didn’t get away with it...

JAW don't know sh*t!