Worst Jokes Ever
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.