Worst Jokes Ever
The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Two sentence horror stories go.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂