Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
Stop.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!