Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.