My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
Worst Jokes Ever
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Viggie tickles.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"