Worst Jokes Ever
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Andrew Tate.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.