Worst Jokes Ever
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Are you serious right now, bro?
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
"Ohh wing wing."
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.