Worst Jokes Ever
What is depressed and gay? Me.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What do you call your mom? Gay.
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Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."