Worst Jokes Ever
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.