Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
Suck your mom. ☺️
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.