Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Once, there was a woman who had a husband and a dog. The husband dies.
The dog would always sleep under the bed, and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down, and the dog would lick it to say she/he was alright. One night, it was thunderstorming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper, so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does, he/she licks her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom, so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap, but the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can lick too," in the dog's blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
I cried when my dad cut onions.
Onions was a good dog.