Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
Worst Jokes Ever
Fatherless jokes.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.